Let the rhythm and the rum punch — sweep you off your feet!
We’re offering you a The Chocolate Men Live uncensored cabaret show with an optional bottomless brunch upgrade saving you 50% off The Chocolate Men's prices.
Make it a night to remember
Turn your Saturday into a full-throttle celebration with The Chocolate Men Live — the UK’s premier uncensored male revue — and optional Caribbean bottomless brunch. Expect high-energy performances, cheeky audience interaction, a live DJ, and the kind of bold, joyful atmosphere that’s perfect for hen parties, birthdays, and unforgettable girls’ nights out. Upgrade to brunch for unlimited rum punch, a two-course meal, and topless butler service — then roll straight into the show for a seamless, laughter-filled evening.
What’s Included
- Show ticket for one: Entry to The Chocolate Men Live Uncensored Cabaret Show with full access to performances, DJ sets, and party games.
- Optional bottomless brunch upgrade: 60 minutes of unlimited rum punch, a two-course Caribbean meal, and topless butler service (3–6pm).
- Meet & greet: Photo opportunities and a chance to meet the performers after the show.
- Group-ready: Buy multiples to celebrate together — ideal for hen dos, birthdays, and squad nights.
What to Expect
- Uncensored live show: Seductive dance routines, interactive moments, surprise acts, and an electric atmosphere from start to finish.
- Party vibes: A live DJ, adult party games, and inclusive crowd energy that keeps the night buzzing.
- Caribbean flavour (with brunch): Rum punch, bold flavours, and playful service to set the tone before the show.
- Memorable moments: Meet & mingle with the performers and capture the night with photos.
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Creative, expressive dishes inspired by bold Caribbean flavours.
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Starters
Crispy Vegetable Fritters
Vegan Grilled Veg Skewers
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Mains
Jerk Chicken
Vegetable Curry
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Dietary options can be tailored during your consultation. If the menu changes, there will be dessert instead of a starter.
Perfect For
This experience is ideal for anyone looking to turn an ordinary Saturday into an unforgettable celebration. Whether you’re planning a hen party, birthday bash, girls’ night out, or simply want a bold evening of laughter, music, and spectacle, The Chocolate Men Live delivers the perfect mix of fun, indulgence, and memories you’ll talk about long after the lights go down.
Venue and Facilities
- Location: The Archway Tavern, Navigator Square, London N19 3TD.
- Transport: Convenient links across London — arrive stress-free and ready to party.
- Facilities: Seating areas, accessible amenities, and a fully stocked bar for additional drinks.
- Group-friendly setup: Welcoming atmosphere and space suitable for celebrations.
Dates
- Schedule: Monthly on the first Saturday from February to December 2026 (additional dates apply).
- Brunch: 3:00–6:00pm (bottomless rum punch 3:00–4:00pm — arrive early).
- Show: 6:30–9:45pm.
- Age restriction: Strictly 18+; valid photo ID required.
About Merchant
The Chocolate Men are renowned for spectacular cabaret and burlesque with a modern edge. Founded by Louis Francois and featured on Channel 4, the troupe blends glamour, humour, and high-energy performance to deliver a night that’s bold, inclusive, and unforgettable.
FAQs
- What’s included in the Bottomless Brunch?
You’ll enjoy 60 minutes of unlimited rum punch, a two‑course Caribbean meal bursting with flavour, and playful topless butler service — setting the mood for a night of indulgence and fun.
- How long does the experience last?
Over four hours of entertainment: brunch from 3–6pm followed by the show from 6:30–9:45pm. That’s a full afternoon and evening of food, music, and spectacle rolled into one.
- Is this suitable for groups?
Absolutely — it’s designed for celebrations. Buy multiple tickets and bring your squad for a shared experience that’s even more memorable together.
- Is parking available?
No on‑site parking, but the venue is centrally located with excellent transport links, so getting there is simple and stress‑free.
- What makes this show special?
As seen on Channel 4, The Chocolate Men deliver a unique mix of glamour, humour, and high‑energy performance. It’s not just a show — it’s a night you’ll talk about long after the lights go down.
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